4chanofficial:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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4 days ago · 42,591 notes · Source

50-shades-of-thorin:

You know what’s the worst? Being a 16 year old girl who loves a famous actor not solely for his looks, but because you truly believe he is talented and devoted and you agree deeply with his message. Because no matter how intelligently and fully you can express that, people will assume you’re just a silly teenager who thinks a famous boy is cute.

THIS IS LITERALLY EVERYTHING I STAND FOR.

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1 week ago · 28,886 notes · Source

burgrs:

she wears short skirts I wear the skin of all those who dare defy me

(via dissident-undresser)

1 week ago · 43,505 notes · Source

corncop:

people are following me probably thinking im cool

truth is 

you are completely right

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1 week ago · 56,853 notes · Source

whatacatchbillie:

[accidentally cares about bands more than education]

(via t0ny--pajamas)

1 week ago · 32,543 notes · Source

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

(via make-a-memory-0)

1 week ago · 87,407 notes · Source

sweatybuttsex:

madamdolorosa:

christmasat-hogwarts:

Imagine a library filled with every book in the world, none of them have titles on the cover and the pages are blank, but when you open one you are instantly transported to the world within the book. You get to live in the story as any character for as long as you like. And when you come out of the story, almost no time has passed in the real world. 

Hogwarts here I come.

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